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'Twas the Night Before Christmas: As told by other Poets


Once upon a midnight dreary, round the cottage—silent, weary—
Frozen ‘midst the wintry curtain closing round the threshold door,
Stockings o’er the mantle drooping, vermin in their hovels stooping,
Nothing dared disturb the gloomy night December twenty-four
For a visitor intrudes upon December twenty-four
     One night only—never more.

The children dream
on the back of the wind
and dance with sweets
till the music ends
while parents sleep
in the silver moon beams
and slumber ‘neath the sky.

In the midnight snow
a sound disturbs the meadow...
The window beckons

so much depends
upon

a red sleigh
driver

lit with snow
luster

behind the eight
reindeer.

O Santa! my Santa! your trip has just begun,
The sleigh has weather’d much tonight with gifts for everyone,
Your voice is near, your shouts I hear, the reindeer swift approaching,
So lively and so quick you come, the vessel o’er me gliding;
                     “Dash now on! on! on!”
                        From the heavens come the calls,
                           Where on the sleigh my Santa rides,
                              Joy to bring for all.

                        o       n
   d   a    s    h    e     r
     da       nc         er
       pr    an       cer
           vix       en
              comet
          c-u-p-i-d
 d--o--n--d--e--r
         b-l-i-t-z-e-n

As leaves in wintery zephyrs fly
Freely in heaven’s vast expanse:
A sleigh emerged in the night, and I—
I saw it on my housetop lie,
As Old St. Nicolas brought presents.

He paused upon my House—it seemed
The sleigh ignored the Ground –
From Roof to chimney to the floor –
He slipped without a Sound –

Pablo Neruda
It so happens the tired and fur covered man—
It so happens in sooty clothes through the chimneyed-houses—
tarnished, immutable, like a swan made of felt—
searches his satchel for ashes and origins.

O, what a marvel it appeared to me,
  When I beheld vermilion twinkling eyes
  And crimson cheeks befit to match his nose!

Enveloped in a beard as of the snow
  on Alp, a curling mouth bespoke delight.
  All hope embrace, all ye who him perceive!

He real cool. He
No fool. He

Lands late. He
Smokes straight. He

Smiles silk. He
Drinks milk. He

Laughs loud. He
Flies proud.

Shall I compare him to a fairy bright?
He is more jolly and more corpulent.
My heart anon was filled with sudden fright
In vain; the guest had never malice meant.
A batting of his eye my nerve inspired;
cerise complexion’s smile assured his worth.
Foul inhibition’s shackled hold expired—
Timorus overthrown by Bacchus’ mirth.
Though deigning not to speak—his silence kept—
The visitor straightway his work commenced;
each child’s ambitions meted as they slept—
The stockings hung replenished, reverenced.
     Then with elation th’ angel smiled and went
     And from the hearth he made a swift ascent.

And I must remember.
We must remember.
He scaled a brick wall
and I saw him get into his sleigh
and I must remember.
We must remember.
We must remember.
He could fly once.
Remember how he soared over this place?
We didn’t need
gift cards,
credit cards,
Christmas cards,
all these other cards
and ways of simply saying how we feel.
We used to feel once—
believe in the sanctity and security of a merry Christmas
that would bring a good night to all
a good night to all.
We must remember
you are not your toys,
you are not your presents,
you are not your mistletoe,
you are not your #*%@^! Christmas tree;
you are anything but.
We watched him fly once.
We must remember
in 10
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Merry Christmas everyone!

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